CoLomBiaSauriO's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Spiderling]

This game is full of bugs!...no one laughing? Ok, I'll just review it then...

A small, yet touching story, told through challenging puzzles, nice secrets, some fantastic art —both in the music and aesthetics— and an exquisite atmosphere that can't keep you from remembering good Metroidvania games like Cave Story or Poacher. The web control takes a little getting used to, but after a while it seems like it is all that you needed. There is nothing like a puzzle that, once you figure it out, you wonder what took you so long :D This right here, is a game of surprisingly high quality in all of it's aspects.

[life is hard]

Well, I get the message. This really feels like life. It's so unfairly hard you even doubt it is even possible to beat, yet it is. Life is hard, unfair, overwhelming and unbearable. So is this game. Congratulations, you did it: you represented life in a game. It's too bad I couldn't take it anymore and got to the 4th level I think, I really wanted to know the rest of the story. I know this game will be hated for it's pretentiousness, since it is not really a game...it's art. Therefore, it sucks as a game. But as art it nails it. I hope you can overlook the hate reviews and be happy with what you accomplished: a faithful representation of life —and a fucking unplayable one, too :D.

[Money Movers]

It is rather easy and a bit too straight forward, but a huge fun nevertheless. The art, sound and animation are a complete gem. I recommend it for a cute little time of fun, specially if you have a friend to join you —however, it is awesome to play the bonus level alone, for how much it messes with your brain with the "single-player multiplayer" control scheme :D—but don't expect a big challenge here.

[Asslevania: SOTB]

Wow...just wow. Couldn't stop laughing at the game's humour, and the gameplay is just insane! Best Castlevania tribute ever. Also, I played with a mapped controller (Dualshock 3 with Enjoy2). Totally recommend it. It makes appreciate more how well designed the game is: hard, yet you have such an incredible control it is very fair.

[Mr Pig's Great Escape]

Played this with a mapped controller: Superb! The game is great, however, I have a few advices (not complaints, advices). Fix the few buggy platforms. They can really kill gameplay, and even make start the game all over if you get stuck in them. There is one in the last level that get's really annoying: You have to make a wall jump on it, but Mr. Pig get's stuck in it until a saw kills him. It is frustrating to repeat the same level lots of times just because of that. Also, try not to use leaps of faith. Remember, a fair hard game always shows you what you are facing. It isn't fair to die because of a saw you can't see, or falling because you can't see the platform you are supposed to jump to. The soundtrack is great, but it would be better if it didn't restart from level to level or after each death, it rather keep on going. That way we could appreciate better. Some sound effect wouldn't hurt much. One last thing: Check the hit boxes. I personally suggest you remove the ears and limbs from them, since that leaves transparent bits when Mr. Pig jumps that can be hit, and it feels really unfair dying when nothing clearly hit you. All this being said, congratulations, this game is a very nice, challenging throwback worth trying.

[Pico's School 2]

MAJOR TROLL! Only YOU can make this, bastard Tom.

[Meaty Boner]

How's this for a metaphor? Meh, voice acting and overall idea was what made this game, the rest felt like there was no absolut thought through it. However, is incredible for only 3 days! Way to go!

[Soldier Diary]

Perfect duration, keep it that way. ;)

[The Visitor]

Wicked cool!

Yup, best point and click game I've played, super fun and cool, and it is the perfect halloween game! Gory and....let me say it..fucking hilarious! :D Found all 3 endings, AND THEY ARE GREAT!! This is truly your thing bro, congratulations :)